week 8 EOC: What makes my vodka special narative

VERB vodka is a very special product.  The infusions of infatuating scents that come from the different flavors are amazing. VERB vodka comes from exceptional wheat grains grown in great fields of the United States, water distilled from Crater Lake, and triple filtered.  Chocolate delight and Strawberry Spanish fly are forty percent alcohol by volume. The Rhino Horn experience is fifty percent alcohol by volume. All VERB vodka products come packaged with two condoms, to promote sexual responsibility.